Archive for 2007
And no that does not stand for object oriented toilet paper.
Just finished watching this last night and my initial thoughts are - well done guys. I make no secret of my hatred for the first two films with sickly sweet themes, child actors that couldn’t and a general gloss of saccharine strong enough to induce diabetes in all but the most “awwww” hardened.
The Prisoner of Azkaban changed things for the better. A much darker world, better acting (mostly due to the slow maturity of the cast) and some fantastic realisations of key Potter themes made for a much more enjoyable viewing experience.
So OOTP was a movie I approached with caution. Almost any Potter fan will agree the book was the worst of the bunch, slow, paranoid and generally unpleasant to wade through not to mention about 200 pages too long. The film was a triumph. They had managed to trim most of the rubbish whilst keeping the overall theme of them vs us and transform the lackluster pace of the book into a speedy romp through the most difficult phase in Potter’s life to date.
The only question I would have concerns the ending of the movie - it seemed a little rushed. Battle at Ministry, mandatory Potter semi consciousness looked over by his friends and then home for tea and war against the dark lord TBC … That said, this problem is going to be present in the next movie as well, both stories suffer (benefit?) from a certain quantity of “Empire” in their lack of conclusions.
All in all? HP&TOOTP gets a pretty cool 4 out of 5… and it will look so much better on Blu Ray (more on that later)
Waving one hand (ala Jedi telekinesis) when approaching automatic doors… possibly with a sotto voce “Open Sesame”
“It’s cold outside every morning”*
Winter has arrived in style here in the Channel Islands. Cold crisp days with gorgeous sunshine mean for some pretty evilly cold nights and ground frost in the morning.
There in lies the root of my problem. Will some one please explain the difference between ice (which is indeed dangerous and requires careful driving) and frost … which is basically dew chilled out to the point of being slighty frozed and is not in the least bit threatening to any vehicle with more grip than a Robin Reliant.
I saw two people “gritting their paths”, followed another host at 20 MPH and did all of this on a fricking motorbike!
Jersey does not do winter well any more. I’m just wondering when my first call out is going to be due to Iced Roads that turns out to be a particularly resilient frost 
* Random useless points to the first person to source the quote
Don’t know how many of you are aware of the current crisis in American TV and the impact on holiday scheduling (i.e. scheduling of TV over Christmas, not as you may have though the impact on your long awaited trip to Florida to go take in Disney World / Land … that’s still not going to happen).
Basically, the writers of TV shows in the States have decided that they don’t get anywhere near enough money for their genuis (they don’t by the way) and have stopped writing. Not a big deal for them as they didn’t get enough money anyway but a pretty major problem for most of the TV producers in the US who have had to stop production or worse, delay production, on many of our fave shows ever.
I have one thing to say the the TV industry in the states: “GET YOURSELVES SORTED OUT SO I CAN GO BACK TO BORROWING YOUR TV SHOWS”
I’m even getting hassle from the GGF regarding the lack of Wentworth Miller in her life … although that’s a separate problem that will need dealing with in its own special way. Plus it means 24 and others are way behind their release schedule. If I’m being frank, the last series of Heroes sucked really hard and I’m in need of something to take the taste away so please America - go back to making telly so the rest of us can watch it? Better yet, stick it straight on online and cut out the middle man 
Loving this smoked somerset ham - lunch is truly a thing of beauty some days
